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mars 9, 2012 / yuyui9

And So They Lived Happi- hold the fuck up

No but seriously.
I have read countless of articles about how Disneymovies and barbiedolls sets this high ideal for kids to live up to.

Honestly the thought that all the girls believe that they have to grow up with a nine-inch waistline and be the prettiest person in all the land is the dumbest thing I have heard.
That’s like saying that every person that has been bullied sometime in their life has to grow up to kill every person who hurt them one after one.
But you don’t take horrormovies seriously so why. WHY would you take a cartoon seriously?
Because. I mean. Disneymovies are just that, movies.
What the fuck they even randomly starts singing about what they’re going to have for dinner and you don’t see anyone doing that for real, do you? Well yeah if they’re in a musical that’s a different thing but for real.

And then there’s the people saying that the Barbiedoll is too thin and all the kids feel like they have to look that good and that is just shit because when I owned barbies (yes, I admit it.) I was more amused of the thought of pulling their heads off and throwing them around the backyard.
Which is basically what I did.

RANT: OVER.

Annonser
mars 6, 2012 / yuyui9

Avengers (the FRIENDS way)

Okay. Okay. So this is my favoritething ever.

mars 4, 2012 / yuyui9

wow guise there’s a killer around lol let’s have a party out in the middle of nowhere, k

                                                – any horrormovie ever

mars 3, 2012 / yuyui9

Brokeback Mountain

So my family just came home after spending the day at grandma’s.
And hey. Hey, guess what.
I got an early birthdaypresent.

Brokeback Mountain.
On dvd.

I COULD CRY. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
It’s been in it’s original packing for years. Un-watched.
you know what
YOU KNOW WHAT.
I WILL WATCH IT WITH ALL THE EXTRAMATERIAL AND CRY UNTIL THERE ARE NO TEARS LEFT.

mars 3, 2012 / yuyui9

Soul Asylum – Just Like Anyone

mars 3, 2012 / yuyui9

One Time I Didn’t Change My Shirt For Over Two Weeks

Hah. Good times. Good times.

Agh so, my teacher came over yesterday because well it’s friday and that’s just how it’s supposed to be.
And he was all ”are you done writing about Vilhelm Moberg?”
So I answer, ”yeah it’s just a little bit left at the ending.”
And of course he asks if he can read what I have written so far.
So I go, ”Err. You know it’s actually on my computer.”
He proceeds to point at the computer on my desk and asks again if he can read it.
And I respond with, ”HAH, Y’KNOW IT’S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS ACTUALLY CRASHED SO I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THAT IS IN FACT IMPOSSIBLE.”

Seriously, though my computer has (obviously) not crashed and I just really despise writing about that awfully boring man.

mars 3, 2012 / yuyui9

You Can’t Trust Anyone, They Could Be Magic

Aren’t my titles so fucking dramatic? I know right.

Anyhow. Apparently I am allergic to something at home (if it’s the cat I’ll be sad because I was planning on becoming the cat-lady with 42 cats that all the children are frightened of) so I have gotten this thing to use on my arms so they wont like. Crack or some shit.
And on the package it says not to rub in the eyes.


No. Really.
That was my plan.
To rub it in my eyes.
Because that seems like the only logical thing to do.
But dang.
Now I can’t.
Thank you.
Thank you for keeping me out of danger.
You have saved my life.
I don’t know what I would do without these instructions.